

Rob & Paola
Aug 16–20, 2026Wednesday, August 19 · the whole trip points here.
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Screenshot this. What you need at 5:30 PM Sunday with two suitcases and no signal.
Door code
1452123*
the asterisk is part of the code
Wi-Fi
Loft Italiano
Wi-Fi password
fmfc1234
Address
Av. Antônio Gil Veloso, 1500 — Apto 602
Praia da Costa · CEP 29101-016
Portaria
(27) 3239-3924
Polícia
190
Ambulância (SAMU)
192
Bombeiros
193
24h pharmacy: Drogasil, R. Castelo Branco 80 — 9 min walk.
To a driver: “Avenida Antônio Gil Veloso, mil e quinhentos — Praia da Costa.”
Departure: Thu Aug 20 — leave for VIX by 6:15 PM. Flight 8:30 PM → Rio.
Sunday Aug 16 — land VIX 4:50 PM. Immigration cleared at GRU, so walk straight out.
Confirm your eSIM switched to a Brazilian carrier before leaving terminal wifi — you need data for Uber.
Uber ~20–25 min · R$60–90 (~$12–18). Check the plate, back seat, share trip status.
Drop the bags and cross the avenue. Twelve days of cold end at that water — stand in it before you unpack anything.
Sunday night: real groceries wait till Monday. Open tonight — Shopping Praia da Costa (till 10), Drogasil (24h), beachfront kiosks.
The porteiro is the most useful person in your week. Introduce yourselves day one: “Bom dia! Somos hóspedes do 602.”
Power is Type N (three round pins). Buy an adapter day one — R$10 anywhere. 127V, modern chargers are fine.
A/C remote in Portuguese: REFRIGERAR (cool). Set 23–24°C, not 18 — coastal humidity freezes you overnight.
R$5.19 = $1 · mental math: divide by 5. Turn your dead Argentine pesos into live currency at the airport.
Converter · offline rate
R$5.19 = $1At a glance
What things cost
Expect a 10–20% haircut. 700,000 ARS ≈ R$1,900–2,150 in reality (~$365–415). Pesos are worth nothing in Puerto Rico.
Vila Velha (4 days)
R$600–800
~$115–155
Rio
R$1,100–1,350
~$210–260
Never carry more than R$200–300 at once. Split between you. Beach days: R$60–80 and nothing else.
ALWAYS charge in reais. Dollars triggers Dynamic Currency Conversion, 4–8% worse. Say it first: “Em reais, por favor.”
PIX needs a Brazilian CPF you don’t have — just say “cartão.” Tell your bank you’re in Brazil; turn on notifications.
The comanda: one card per person, front left pocket. Lose it and you pay the maximum tab (R$200+). Matters most Wednesday night.
Daily living ×4
R$2,000
Birthday
R$1,800
Shopping & gifts
R$1,300–2,000
Total
R$5,100–5,800
~$980–1,120
A capixaba is a person from Espírito Santo. The star is moqueca capixaba — fish simmered in a black clay pot, no coconut milk, purely about the fish.
Several of the best places are LUNCH ONLY. Atlântica closes at 4 PM. Build your days around this.
The beach kiosks: sit with your feet nearly in the sand, order chopp and grilled fish. Some of your best meals will cost $15.
The cooking night: buy a panela de barro at Goiabeiras, buy shrimp and fish at a market, cook a moqueca in the apartment. Film it.
A fishing village on stilts over the mangrove, inside Vitória. Home of the desfiadeiras — women who shred crab by hand, itself registered cultural heritage. All LUNCH ONLY.
Praia da Costa · 11:30–3:30 and 6–11 daily
“Probably the best burger place in town.” Ask about the weekly specials — reviewers say that’s the real menu — and the doughless coxinhas.
For a real lemon rather than a lime, ask for “limão siciliano.”
No shopping. No errands. No logistics. Everything transactional happens Mon & Tue so this day is clean. Book all of this Monday.
8–11 AM · Slow, and hers. Balcony coffee or pão de queijo at Monte Líbano. The birthday girl sets the pace. Give her one small thing at breakfast.
11–1 · The beach. Two chairs + umbrella ~R$30 all day, everything comes to you. Sunscreen every two hours.
1–2:15 · Light lunch — açaí or a kiosk. Dinner is the event.
Tell them it’s her birthday when you book. Lights dim, a sparkler dessert, staff singing “Parabéns,” the whole restaurant joining in. Say: “É aniversário da minha esposa. Vocês podem fazer algo especial?”
The bonus move: order a bottle and ask the bar for brigadeiros. A plate of birthday brigadeiros is peak local celebration.
You have exactly one free exploring day — Tuesday Aug 18. My call: the local circuit. One bridge crossing, six things, no four-hour car ride.
Every entry vetted, nothing below the bar. Book ahead by WhatsApp — most of these operators answer fast and shoot the photos for you.
You can see the launch ramp from the apartment.
8 AM–6 PM daily · Tue till 10 PM
Tandem paraglide + powered paramotor off Morro do Moreno, out over Praia da Costa and the bay. Ask for Tadeu Bersot — a reviewer calls him “extremely annoying about safety,” the highest compliment. Photo/video usually included. ~R$350–500 (~$67–96).
August is PEAK humpback season off Espírito Santo. Almost no visitor knows it’s on offer here.
24h · they collect you from Praia da Costa
Highest review count of any charter here, perfect score. Private speedboat around the bay and islands, SUP on board, optional churrasco grilled at sea. Ask for Thiago — “attentive, fun, and he even takes the photos.”
Ilha das Caieiras · Wed–Sun 9–6 · closed Mon & Tue
Boat and jet ski through the largest urban mangrove in Latin America — narrow channels, herons, silence. Reviewers call it cheap.
Boat at 9, then moqueca lunch at noon on the same street.
Praia do Canto · 24h
Captain Flávio, great with foreigners. An English reviewer: “I’ve been on many boats throughout the world — he truly makes you feel at home.” Another saw dolphins.
Charter R$1,200–2,500 for a half day, whole boat. For two it’s a splurge.
Praia do Canto · Tue–Sun · closed Mon
SUP on flat, near-waveless yacht-basin water — genuinely doable for a total beginner. ~R$40 half hour, R$50 an hour. Ask for Suzana; they stay with you and shoot photos.
The lowest-commitment adventure here — the one Paola will actually say yes to.
The bohemian surf village 20 min south. Low-rise, no towers, a real local scene — where capixabas actually surf.
Eat there: Casa Di Mar (⭐4.4) and Espera Maré (⭐4.5) — beachfront moqueca and live music, both in Barra do Jucu.
Three kart tracks sit side by side on one avenue in Jardim Camburi — the motorsport cluster.
6 AM–7 PM daily · Morro do Moreno
Guided rappel off Morro do Moreno — the hill you see from the apartment — and Pedra dos Dois Olhos. “I messaged thinking nobody would answer. They answered. Next day I was hanging off the hill with a view like a living painting.”
Pedra Azul, Domingos Martins · ~2 hrs inland
Zipline, treetop rope course and guided Pedra Azul summit hikes — with a DOUBLE zipline you ride side by side. Ask for Geovani or Thiago. “Impeccable — punctual, photographs throughout, real guiding.”
Only if you’re doing the mountain day anyway.
1 · Whale watching with Poltrona 1 — August is peak humpback season and almost no visitor knows it’s here.
2 · Tandem paraglide off Morro do Moreno with NorteAr — you can see the ramp from the apartment.
3 · Lunch at Ilha das Caieiras, on stilts over the mangrove, where the crab is shredded by hand.
4 · Kart night at FKI Racing, then burgers at Estação Hambúrguer (till 4 AM).
5 · Hefebier — hidden two-person brewery, barley croquettes, and you’ll leave having made friends.
6 · An hour of SUP at Loop Wind & Sup — R$50, flat water, and Paola will actually say yes.
Independent brewers, the botecos where capixabas actually drink, and the Triângulo das Bermudas — the nightlife district you disappear into and re-emerge from at sunrise.
Praia do Suá · Tue–Sat evenings · closed Sun & Mon
A tiny husband-and-wife brewery brewing on site. The snack: BOLINHO DE CEVADA, croquettes from spent barley. “Ten minutes after arriving we were friends with the owners.” Ask for Sávio and Nathalia.
Praia do Canto, ~20 min Uber over the Third Bridge. Rua Joaquim Lírio and the blocks around it — bar after bar, live music from every door.
Praia do Canto, Vitória
The nightlife district. The clock: dinner 8–9, bars fill 10–11, clubs from 1 AM. Guard the comanda — one card per person, front pocket; losing it means paying the maximum tab.
Wednesday is quieter — check Seu Joaquim & Bar Barraco’s Instagram that morning before committing the Uber.
Seu Joaquim Bar — live music, cover charge, big local following. Ensaio Botequim — the classic: ice-cold chopp, petiscos, live music, loud and joyful.
Bar Barraco — from 5 PM Tue–Sun, younger crowd. Pub 426 · Wanted Pub · Motor Rockers — rock and cover bands. Woods Vitória — the actual club if you want to dance late.
Nikon FG + 50mm f/1.8 · 3 rolls: 2× Ultramax 400, 1× Kentmere Pan 400. 108 frames. Shoot deliberately.
Set the ISO dial to 400. If it’s wrong, every frame is wrong.
Shoot in “A” (aperture priority). Carry two spare LR44/SR44 — the FG is battery-dependent.
The beach problem: bright sand fools the meter and your people go dark. Dial +1 exposure compensation on the beach, back to 0 indoors.
f/1.8–2.8
Portraits, restaurants, night
focus on the eye
f/5.6
The all-purpose
when you don’t know
f/8–11
Landscapes, the Convento, the bay
f/16
Midday beach only
Sunrise
~6:15 AM
Sunset
~5:35 PM
Golden hour
4:40–5:35 PM
The picture of the trip: the paneleiras’ hands building pots at Goiabeiras, B&W, f/2.8, in close. The birthday frame: one portrait of Paola, golden hour, f/1.8.
VIX & GIG have CT scanners that destroy film. Hand it over separately: “Verificação manual, por favor — é filme fotográfico.” Never in checked luggage.
Independent shops are closed Sunday and close early Saturday. Monday and Tuesday are your shopping days. Buy the capixaba things here, the Brazilian things in Rio.
Sunga: Brazilian men wear square-cut trunks. Long board shorts read as foreign. Buy one size up, R$60–130. Brands: Mash, Lupo, Osklen.
The Garoto factory store is NOT cheaper than a supermarket. Buy bulk at Supermercados BH; go to the factory only for gift boxes and the museum.
Glória · pedestrian district
Vila Velha’s real commercial heart — a pedestrianised grid where locals buy at local prices, no tourists. Loja Megalar for jumbled cheap homewares; Atacadão da Moda for wholesale clothing (open Sun 9–1, cash beats debit); Carlão Aviamentos for fabric, “the best in the state.”
Mon 17
Coccus + Havaianas
beach AM · grocery run · Projeto Tamar (closed Tue)
Tue 18
The big gift day
Goiabeiras → Vila Rubim → cachaça → coffee → Convento
Wed 19
No shopping — hers
Thu 20
D Brinquedos for kid gifts · pack by 5
The one that matters above all: say PEGAR for “to take/grab,” never the Spanish C-O-G verb — it is extremely vulgar here. Always.
-ão = “owng”
nasal, through the nose — pão = POWNG
d before i/e = “j”
dia = JEE-a · bom dia = bong JEE-a
t before i/e = “ch”
noite = NOY-chee
r at start = “h”
Rio = HEE-oo
obrigadO if you say it · obrigadA if Paola says it. It agrees with the speaker, not the listener.
Essa porção serve quantas pessoas?
How many does this serve?
portions here are enormous
O que você recomenda?
What do you recommend?
Mais um chopp, por favor.
Another draft beer, please.
A conta, por favor.
The check, please.
Quanto no dinheiro?
How much in cash?
the haggling opener
Em reais, por favor.
In reais, please.
the DCC defense
É feito aqui?
Is it made here?
Que delícia!
How delicious — used constantly
Nossa!
Wow
Beleza!
Cool / all good
Saudade
The ache of missing something — you’ll feel it about this week
False friends: “salsa” = parsley (sauce is molho); “esquisito” = weird; “embaraçada” = embarrassed (pregnant is grávida).
Brazil deserves respect, not fear. Praia da Costa is one of the safest beach neighborhoods in the metro. Follow street-smart habits and you’ll have zero problems.
Phone theft is THE crime that happens to visitors. Don’t walk with it out, don’t stop on a sidewalk to text. Front pocket, never on a table or towel.
Set up now: strong passcode, lock-screen previews OFF, know how to remote wipe. Thieves target the accounts, not the hardware.
Uber over street taxis. Check the plate, sit in the back, share ride status, door to door at night.
The beach and boardwalk after dark are deserted and unlit. Beautiful by day, avoid entirely by night.
ATMs inside banks, malls or supermarkets, daytime only. One card and a little cash on you; backup and passports stay home.
If something happens — hand it over. Immediately, calmly, no argument. A phone is a phone. Never resist.
Rip currents: the calm-looking channel between breaking waves is exactly where they are. If caught, swim PARALLEL to the beach.
Don’t touch anything blue on the sand (caravela / man-o-war). If stung: sea water, remove tentacles with a card, find a lifeguard.
The UV is far stronger than it feels at 78°F with a sea breeze. Sunscreen every two hours, no negotiation.
August is the local secret — the best-weather window of the year with almost none of the crowds.
Highs
77–80°F
dry season, mostly sunny
Lows
64–68°F
Ocean
72–74°F
brisk for three seconds, perfect after
Shorts and tees by day, one light layer for beachfront nights. The afternoon sea breeze hides the sun’s strength.
Vila Velha was founded in 1535 — the first settlement in Espírito Santo. You’re staying in a 490-year-old city.
The clay pots of Goiabeiras were the first thing Brazil registered as protected intangible cultural heritage, in 2002 — before samba, before capoeira.
The Terceira Ponte is 3.3 km long with a central span 70 m above the water.
Iemanjá, goddess of the sea, is the orixá you’ll meet here: white flowers and candles floated into the ocean. If you see flowers in the surf, now you know.
The only other list worth ticking off. Everything here has bitten someone before — that’s why it’s here.
Do these first. The rest can wait until the night before.
Vila Velha in August is 26°C and humid. Pack light, pack thin.
Fifteen minutes at home saves an hour of standing in an airport not knowing.
Tick these off as you go — they disappear into “Been there” so the list only ever shows what’s left.
The people to reach and the papers to have. Save this offline — it works with no signal.
Tap to message or call. Local numbers open WhatsApp; save these before you land.
Photos and numbers live here so border control never means digging through a bag.
Rob
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Paola
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Rob
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Paola
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Screenshot both passports and both e-visas and keep them in a shared album — one phone dying shouldn’t strand the other.
Carry the printed e-visa too. Brazilian immigration can ask for it on paper, and airport Wi-Fi is never there when you need it.
Everything you both shoot, in one place. Upload as you go — the other phone gets a nudge.
No photos yet. The first one is yours.
Notes to each other, pinned to the trip. Everyone sees everything.
Nothing here yet. Say something.
Capítulo Cinco
Mi amor:
Llegamos a la playa. Cuatro días de sol, moqueca, agua de coco, y tu cumpleaños en el lugar más lindo que pudimos elegir.
Después de las montañas nevadas, la laguna en silencio y la ciudad que no duerme — esto es el premio. Y vos sos la razón de todo el viaje.
Feliz cumpleaños, mi vida. Te amo.
— R
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